the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people
is that macklemore
Denny’s is calling out Coachella.
Denny’s dude. Wow.
if i pronounce “gif” a different way than you and you feel the need to “correct” me, i will most likely cut out your tongue because it is so unnecessary to start an argument over programming lingo when you could be cuddling with a cute stuffed animal or frolicking in some flowers or cool shit like that
you tell me
millions of real existing people fall in love with straight men. what the fuck
im still thinking about this. they dont just befriend and hang out with straight men, they get emotional about them. they think ‘this person is the best thing that ever happened to me’. i think there was a time when this phenomenon made sense to me but now it does not.
I’m actually in love with a straight man and it STILL doesn’t make sense to me.
You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion