stop ironically liking memes. i love memes, and as a meme lover it should be taken seriously. some people dedicate their heart and soul to memes and its made out to be a joke. well i tell you what
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
i miss being carried in from the car after pretending to fall asleep
favorite endgames * the seven queendoms | (3) Shireen Baratheon, the Queen of Steel, Protector of the Stormlands and Lady of Storm’s End.
Shireen was but a little girl cowering behind veils and the protection of her mother when her father died and she had to step up to his claim. When she took what was rightfully hers as the last trueborn Baratheon she took off her veil and turned her weakness into her strength. The Queen of Steel, they called her when they put a crown on her head. After her stubborn nature, her ruthless determination and the streaks of death on her cheek. Queen Shireen led her men into battle, not as a whimpering child, but as a woman grown, with conviction in her mind and a thirst for victory in her blood. Shireen taught the realm that the Baratheon name was not at its end. And that hers was the fury.
SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST
I LIVE IN A HOUSE
Stop Ignoring That Jennifer Lawrence Is Transphobic And Biphobic And A Whole List Of Other Bad Things 2k14
imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine
when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
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well i think that deserves a two hour break
no offense but gay porn is a little.. gay
Goodnight My Sweet Prince